The World Eats Poop
The disturbing reality you can blame on your friends.

It's totally true. This is fact. If you don't believe it, keep pretending.

It goes without saying that Todos Hacemos Caca (all animals poop), but you probably knew that.

For a limited time, the team at The World Eats Poop will set the following addresses up, fulfilling your dreams:

Example: you may ask to have shelly.eatspoop.com set up if your friend Shelly eats poop.

Full names are fine. No punctuation please. See examples.